Saturday, June 16, 2018

Desert Terror as Sasquatch Sighted in California Cactus Country!

Borrego Springs Serpent Surprisingly Shocked by Sasquatch Scare!


In an amazing eyewitness sighting only this terrifically amazing blog can bring you, an astounding tale of sandy Salton Sea Sasquatch scuttlebutt has been revealed in the California Desert. 

A bigfoot has been spotted running for its life, terrified of a Borrego Springs Serpent. "Now I know why no one goes here", said a crusty fool's gold prospector who saw the beast, "That place is one of the most desolate spots I've ever been to in my life, includin' Los Vegaas. Gives me the heebeejeebees. There I was diggin' around lookin' for fool's gold and this stinky ape beast come a roarin' right past me! It was frightened half to death, yep. Sure was. It was scared of that there snaky thing some crazy person stuck in the middle of the desert. I don't think that there apeman has much common sense.", said the prospector, tapping at his own craggy head.

Borrego Springs Beasties - - Alarmed Bigfoot Barely Survives Being Dinner.  
The apeman was spotted near Hellhole Palms later in the day, still fleeing the scary serpent thingy stuck in the desert.
Fleeing Bigfoot Spotted near Hellhole Palms. 
 Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the financially parched YETI not SETI Institute, was feeling desiccated. "I'm feeling dried out", said Blinng, "As in fiscally dried out. The SEC has sent us another friendly letter demanding we cease and desist from soliciting widows and orphans for donations to help fund my lifesty... er our important RESEARCH into Cryptozoology and Robustus Revoltus."

Erk Holohead, a member of the YETI not SETI bored of directors, was feeling inspired. "I'm inspired! Watching 'American Greed' gave me hope for the Institute's financial woes. Who needs the SEC? Heck, who needs American Money? I've identified a deep pocket of potential investors... Crypto-Currency Buffs! Getting Crypto-Currency holders to invest some of their virtual Bitcoin and Ether into Crypto-zoology is a natural fit, a match made in heaven. We're setting up our online donation page as I speak. Gotta figure out what block-chain means first."