tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7607149459335237356.post4869432181972230191..comments2023-10-05T10:10:01.533-05:00Comments on BIGFOOT NEWS and SASQUATCH SIGHTINGS: Hairy Havoc at Harvard! Educated BigFoot: Bogus or Bonafide?The YETI not SETI Institute.http://www.blogger.com/profile/03996252168058949383noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7607149459335237356.post-8619384182378672082009-04-29T18:42:00.000-05:002009-04-29T18:42:00.000-05:00Actually, a day following the Harvard mayhem, I wa...Actually, a day following the Harvard mayhem, I was visiting MIT to continue my research on brainwave frequencies, and walked into a study hall at the MIT library, which, contrary to custom, was full of animated discussion. The discussion was led by tenured Prof. Hyacinth Braining (FYI, Hyacinth is a man, it's just that his parents were trendsetters and a generation ahead of their time, so they named their son under the influence of certain chemicals), and later refused to pay the requisite fee to rename him, on account of being too cheap.<br /><br />Anyway, Prof. Braining was upset about the fact that no one on their neighboring campus (starting with, hm, hm, H...) had bothered to think of the obvious. Namely, that the Big Foot sighting may actually have been a visiting faculty member from MIT. After all, there are many similarities between Big Foot and MIT faculty members - unkempt appearance; avoidance of human contact; and sharply pronounced lack of social skills.<br /><br />Prof. Braining was outraged that the maniacs at the unnameable H.. campus were so full of themselves, and so bent on seeing miracles around their wretched establishment that they missed the obvious, i.e., a poor MIT professor who, in a misguided effort, had decided to visit the Widener Library. Unwittingly, the MIT professor had become fodder for added publicity, again, benefiting the wretched H... establishment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7607149459335237356.post-35016253869608439562009-03-02T14:13:00.000-06:002009-03-02T14:13:00.000-06:00Upon further review of the recent sightings, the B...Upon further review of the recent sightings, the Boston commons creature appears to be genuine sasquatch and not a Belgian tourist. The creature at Harvard was a lost Yalie looking for directions.<BR/><BR/>I will send Elmer and Joe Bob to investigate along with a 6 pack of Sam AdamsKarlBlingPhDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03767536234295548737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7607149459335237356.post-47103726239202690712009-03-02T12:46:00.000-06:002009-03-02T12:46:00.000-06:00Oh fer jimenychristmas chrissakes goodgollygosh. T...Oh fer jimenychristmas chrissakes goodgollygosh. There are at least 73 professors, 114 law school students and God knows how many hairy undergrads at Harvard who look just like that that smelly beast. Those photos prove absolutely nothing.<BR/><BR/>This is just another example of the press's continuing inability to get the facts straight about Harvard and BigFoot. Always favoring Yale or Boston College aren't you? When are you going to start using your tiny brains for socially respectable work, like being a celebrity trial lawyer?!<BR/><BR/>Eh... while we're on the subject, are you looking for a good litigation attorney? I can squeeze blood out of a turnip!<BR/><BR/>Regards;<BR/><BR/>Rick "I ought to know" Sheirerer, Esq. Harvard Law School, Class of 19somethingoranother.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com