Sasquatch Sighting at Fancy Fufu Frenchie Restaurant! Director of YETI NOT SETI INSTITUTE misses Creature Again! Guvenor Rabid Gruesome NOT SEEN near vicinity!
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A rare Bigfoot with fine culinary tastes has recently been spotted lurking near the famous Fancy Frenchie Culinary and Political Tinderbox "The Frenchie Laundry". The restaurant is carefully curated in the Youtville, Calyfornia wine country. An esteemed guest during this amazing incident (not the Guvenor) was no other than the infamous Dr. Karl Blinng, the Napoleon of Sasquatchology.
Dr. Blinng has an bonafide Ph.D. degree in Cryptozoology which he received in the mail. Blinng is the Director For Life of the YETI NOT SETI INSTITUTE.
Shockingly, Dr. Blinng missed his big chance to actually see the hairy creature with his own eyes. Witnesses claim he was distracted. "It all happened so fast! I'd brought some shirts to be laundered and lightly starched. Then that dang beast blasted through the area and was gone! Curses, another opportunity wasted after a lifetime searching for this malodourous beast! I blame my worthless minions for this disaster. There WILL be consequences!"
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| Dr. Blinng misses yet another sighting of the elusive Sasquatch. "I was admiring the fascinating cement used for the rock wall." was the Director's excuse. |
The frenchified house of repast and laundry service currently enjoys an esteemed Three-Michelin rating. A favorite on the menu is the famous 3 Pounder Bacon-Cheeseburger smothered in Merlot-Infused Escargot. Fried Onion Rings are extra. French Fries are not served, as they are actually Belgian and not French. The recent Sasquatch sighting is not expected to lower the Wine Country Diner's well-earned Michelin rating, although a decidedly unwelcome Nasty Bigfoot Rating (NBR) will rise from 0.0 to 1.0.
