Snarling Sasquatch Steals Weenies!
A wild Bigfoot has raided a camp ground at remote and foggy PT. Reyes State Park in California, stealing hot dogs during a weenie roast and startling campers.
|Sasquatch: Weenie Thief.|
Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the YETI NOT SETI Institute, was hungry for more. "You betcha, I want some them spicy hot weenies! Where can I buy some? Food tastes better when it can bring tears of pain to your eyes. I bet that stupid bigfoot had a major case of hot & spicy induced indigestion after wolfing those weenies down. Which gives me an idea... the beast must have had a rather dramatic bowel movement after eating those nuclear flavored hot dogs... I'll pay $3,000 to anyone who can bring me supersized hot & spicy Sasquatch poop!"