Polanco Business District on the alert for Sasquatch Sightings.
BigFoot spotted near Luxurious El Camino Polanco Hotel.
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| Bigfoot Sighting in Mexico City. |
Eyewitness: "Increíble, creo que acabo de ver un BigFoot caminando por la calle, yo no lo creo! Que olía muy mal. Repugnante, de verdad."
Translation to Texan: "It is incredible, but I think I just saw a Bigfoot walking down the street, I don't believe it! The Beast smelled very bad. Disgusting odor, actually."
2 comments:
Good news, Elmer and Joe Bob escaped from the Belgians. They are through with the Boston investigations. As suspected, it was a true sasquatch in the Boston Commons. The Harvard creature was a lost Yalie. After much investigating, they determined the Boxbourough siting was a Red Sox fan. I am sending them to Mexico City with a cas of Dos Equis.
Nice can you get please tell me is Mexico City here in America?
Derek Winters
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