Borrego Springs Serpent Surprisingly Shocked by Sasquatch Scare!
In an amazing eyewitness sighting only this terrifically amazing blog can bring you, an astounding tale of sandy Salton Sea Sasquatch scuttlebutt has been revealed in the California Desert.
A bigfoot has been spotted running for its life, terrified of a Borrego Springs Serpent. "Now I know why no one goes here", said a crusty fool's gold prospector who saw the beast, "That place is one of the most desolate spots I've ever been to in my life, includin' Los Vegaas. Gives me the heebeejeebees. There I was diggin' around lookin' for fool's gold and this stinky ape beast come a roarin' right past me! It was frightened half to death, yep. Sure was. It was scared of that there snaky thing some crazy person stuck in the middle of the desert. I don't think that there apeman has much common sense.", said the prospector, tapping at his own craggy head.
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