Hairy Beast Mauls Michigan Avenue in Chicago
- - Blagosnivich celebrity idiot appearance gone wrong?
Bigfoot Sighted in Chicago. |
Chicago police are not talking. "Hey, we're not talking -- OK with youse morons?" Rumors are rampant that last year's offer to pay off the smelly Sasquatch with a Senate seat didn't work and the obnoxious beast has returned for another pay-off.
Briian Leerky, famous Rice University Sasquatch hunter, said "I bet you a six-pack of Lone Star Beer that the animal that rampaged through Chicago was a real Bigfoot! That Blago character may be a celebrity idiot, but Sasquatches are just plain idiots... they have the IQ of a tree stump. Blago has the IQ of a log... there is a difference!".
1 comment:
Chicago Politics is as pure as the driven snow... three weeks after the driven snow, in fact. Shoved to the side of the road, mushy and covered with dirt.
Former Senator, Illinois.
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