A toxic trespassing Sasquatch has raided Camp Ewok, an idyllic tree-house theme youth summer camp near Navasota, Texas. "That Bigfoot came out of nowhere.", said a camp volunteer, "The beast scrounged through our kitchen garbage cans, I think it was attracted by the strong odors from yesterday's fried chicken strips and french fries group dinner- - those little brats, errr I mean our esteemed paying guests, love greasy fried food stuff. It looks like Sasquatches make bad food choices too."
Reports from eye-witnesses claim the Bigfoot had an bizarre addiction for old half-drunk Big Red soda bottles, greedily gulping down any of this sugary glow-in-the-dark concoction he could find amongst the clould of flies swarming around the smelly kitchen refuse. The body odor of the Sasquatch was described as "stronger than 30 dead skunks", and the cloud of flies eagerly followed the Bigfoot back into the forest.
|Bigfoot Barges into Blissful Texas Summer Camp:|
This totally amazing photo was taken at Ewok Cabin #6
|Lunging Bigfoot seen crossing dirt road near Navasota, Texas.|