The mangy fur is flying inside the CNN newsroom this week after an intrepid reporter for a local high school paper made an amazing Sasquatch sighting inside CNN's world headquarters, badly embarrassing the gaggle of professional multi-million CNN dollar news anchors equipped with cutting edge laser whitened dental implants and state-of-the-art polymer hairdos.
|SCOOPED: Bigfoot spotted inside CNN World Headquarters by High School paper reporter.|
|POOPED: Piers Morgan's ratings slip yet again with Bigfoot mishap, missing chance for exclusive Sasquatch guest interview.|
|Sasquatch leaving CNN World Headquarters in a huff, miffed he was not given an guest appearance on Larry King.|
*Sasquatch, not Cooper Anderson.