Amazing Photo of Wild Bigfoot Roaming Barren Siberian Steppes:
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The Mayor of Srednekolymski, Mr. Эрик Холлоу глава, was defensive; "Look, we have enough problems around here with getting vodka and microwave dinners defrosted, da? - - we don't need another headache, nyet! That hairy apeman better stay in the forest or we'll have sasquatch steaks for sure.... after we dig the permafrost out of our barbeque pit."
Russia's Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin, asked Siberian citizens to remain calm. "Listen you poor sods, who are half-frozen anyway, chill out already! If this bigfoot invader scares Mother Russia again I will shoot it myself. Why do I have to do everything around here?!"
Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the mysterious YETI not SETI Institute in remote Yuba City, California, was chilling... "I'll pay 3,000 rubles for that photo! If they find frozen Bigfoot pellets I'll pay any price! But don't ask me to go there in person, OK? My thermal underwear is at the dry cleaners. I'd rather spend a week in Death Valley in August than freeze my tushie up there."
Siberian Sasquatch Update:
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