No Nobel Prize for Science This Year:
Frozen Sasquatch Escapes Prestigious Cryptozoology Laboratory!A heavy, hairy, harrowing blow was struck against pseudo-science this week when an authentic, bonafide, we-kid-you-not Sasquatch specimen was accidentally defrosted at the prestigious SCRAPPS San Diego research center, resulting in the only know living specimen of Gigantopithicus Revoltus Revoltus escaping into the badlands of San Diego.
|When the lab freezer temperature accidentally reached 0 degrees Celsius very bad things began to happen.|
|Caught on Camera: Defrosted Sasquatch Terrorizes Tepid-Fusion Research Laboratory.|
|Defrosting Bigfoot Lab Escapee Stumbling on SCRAPPS Pier.|
BigFoot Spotted at Top Secret National Laboratory - - Sparks Sasquatch Security Search.