Long Lost Rune in Danish Pastry Museum Reveals Horrific Encounter Between Vikings and Sasquatch Creatures!A pair of summer interns rummaging through dusty artifacts in a Denmark museum have stumbled upon one of the most incredible Bigfoot archaeological discoveries of the century, or at least for this week. Armed only with a "How to Read Ribald Runes For Fun & Profit" handbook, they were shocked to find an ancient reference to Bigfoots in Viking Era Denmark.
Were Bigfoots brought back to Denmark from America?
A recent photo from a shocked tourist supports this hypothesis.
Note the reported Bigfoot is in the foreground.
It is often difficult to tell them apart from Vikings.
Dr. Karl Blinng, recently released on parole after a plea-bargain regarding some YETI NOT SETI Institute 'creative accounting misunderstandings' with the IRS, could not contain himself. "Ya Sure! We are all Vikings now! This discovery in Denmark confirms a suspicion I've had for years, that if those crazy Vikings managed to make it to New Foundland one thousand years ago, they must have encountered Sasquatches! But how could you tell them apart? Both Bigfoots and Vikings (especially after a 3 month sea voyage), would have been hairy ill-mannered beasts who smell really bad. No wonder the local residents didn't get along with those nasty Nordics." At this point, Dr. Blinng became very agitated and was escorted back to the Institute after these parting words: "Have you ever seen a depiction of Erik The Red? You can't see his face for his beard! One wonders if the Vikings were closely related to Bigfoot? DNA testing! I need DNA testing! Just one stupid double helix strand of Sasquatch genetic material will do the job! Fandens! Hvad kræver det at få nogle gode praktikanter rundt her!"