A day at the Great Wall of China was ruined for thousands of Chinese and international tourists when a badly bathed Bigfoot was discovered dithering on the famous wall at Badaling, just outside of Beijing. In the ensuing panic, several hundred priceless 'I saw the Great Wall while standing on my head' t-shirts were lost. "Great Wall not-so-great now", said a local Great Wall cheap baseball cap vendor, "that stinky yeti sneak in, cause trouble, no good, no good!".
|Sneaky Sasquatch blending in with crowds of unsuspecting tourists at Great Wall.|
|China Bigfoot running on the wall, escaping the rampaging mob intent on giving him a bath.|
|Last known photo taken of the mysterious Sino Sasquatch|
before it escaped into the mountains.