Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Bilbao BigFoot Attacked by Giant Martian Spider!

Basque BigFoot Escapes Alien Martian Spider - -

Actual photo of a Spanish Sasquatch running for his life, chased by an evil metallic Martian Transformer Invasion Spider equipped with heat-ray and green smoke options ($24.95 + Tax). Nearby tourists thought it was performance art. A quick-thinking Basque citizen sprayed insecticide at the Mars Menace, freezing the chrome extra-terrestrial in its tracks. Grateful, the shaken Basque BigFoot enthusiastically gave his saviour a big hug, cracking three of the man's ribs by accident. In hospital, the man was philosophical; "I am glad I killed the alien martian spider and saved that hairy man's life, but cracking my ribs was not so good, anyway the ape-beast smelled like a sewer plant ready to explode. Hey, how come they don't serve good basque wine in this place?!"

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KarlBlingPhD said...

I can finally afford to send Elmer and Joe Bob to Spain to investigate. THey were busy the last couple of weeks trying to obtain a sample of Steve Jobs' liver. I had to bail them out on stalking charges. I also had them standing by with the CRAP machine to analyze samples from the baseball all star game and the Tour de France. We are trying to determine if Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz and Sammy Sosa participated in Bigfoot Blood doping, as well as half the peloton in the Tour de France. Seems the AFLD didn't want to co operate, neither did Major League Baseball.

BTW, contrary to popular rumor, Eddy Merckx is not a shaved sasquatch. ( He is Belgian, however).
I will give an update after Elmer and Joe Bob arrive in Bilbao with a case of Sangria.

Anonymous said...

Once again, this imbecile American trying to tell the French Agency for fight against doping we are rather casual and occasional with the essays on the Tour de France riders and Big Foot illegal hormones. It's so stupid. I laugh at Bling and his doctor's face. Mon Dieu! It is time for lunch and I'm five minutes late! I come back in 3 hours. Eddy Merckx, he smoke the Gitanes, no? Good day.

Le Président de l'AFLD