Sunday, July 17, 2022

Córdoba Crumbles Under Bigfoot Onslaught!

 Another Rude Sasquatch Sighting in Spain! Córdoba Crushed. 

Following a sorry string of Sasquatch sightings in Southern Spain, a Bigfoot beast has once again been spotted, this time in Córdoba.

Sasquatch Sighted! Tourists were thrilled and amazed. The City Sanitation Squad, not so much.  
"We think the creature came from the Parque Natural Sierra de Hornachuelos", said a local Professor of Crypto-Simian Studies at the University de Córdoba, "It must have been attracted by left-over chicharrón fermenting in garbage bins." City authorities hope the beast departs soon, "Let it go to Lisbon!", pleaded a desperate tourist official.  

The Bigfoot was only in town a day, then mysteriously departed.
"Please don't let this get out into the press!", pleaded the Temporary Department Director for  SVMFTW, officially named Separating Visitors Money From Their Wallets. "Córdoba has many famous facts! Did you know Córdoba is the place of birth of the grand Roman philosopher Seneca? Or that Seneca was a Bigfoot? Did you know that our summer temperatures are hotter than hell - - wait don't print that. Or that near Córdoba are the world’s largest olive plantations and empty wine bottles? Or that Córdoba has the prettiest women in Spain, even the world? But now, we are in danger of being known as the city with the ugliest Bigfoots!?"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

By Jove, how dare this worthless and silly blog accuse me of being a Bigfoot! While it is more civilized to make fun of life than to bewail it, your insinuation of my being descended from a hairy obnoxious ape beast is ridiculous, you contemptible barbarians! I shall drag your pathetic hides into court for libel. You will be found guilty and will pay the punishment. Know that the mob will drag your worthless bodies through the filthy streets of Rome and flung unceremoniously into the Tibor as excrement - - all the while you are being stoned along the way by rude street urchins. Be assured you shall perish most painfully and die a miserable coward's death. See you in court. Have a nice day!

Regards;
Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Deceased