Bigfoot Spotted in Fall River California!

 

Sasquatch Sighted in Fall River California! Fanatic Trout Fisherman Terrorized!

This blog has obtained an amazing exclusive photograph of a Bigfoot skulking in the Fall River Mills area of Northern California. The legion of touristy fly fisherman camped in the area, easily prone to paleo panic when it comes to this sort of thing, were advised by the local sheriff to remain on high alert and lock up their extra ripe cheese, jerky and whisky supplies. 

A local ranger concurred. "Take precautions! Tie up unhealthy cheese snacks and adult beverages into a bag and toss it up into a tree branch, just like for bears. Did I say add a rope to it? If a rope isn't tied to the bag you'll never get your stuff back. These fly fisherman forget all the time. No problem, because I can retrieve your stash for my own consumption when the snow comes back again."

Bigfoot Sighted near swank Fall River Hotel!

The Fall River area has long been a stomping ground for Sasquatches. For Fly fisherman, the area offers a unique challenge as the large brown and rainbow trout in the area have evolved high paranoia and evasion traits due to frequent fly-fishing attacks and the nasty body fluids pollution emitted from Bigfoots. 

Dr. Blinng, President-for-Life of the YETI not SETI Institute and an avid fly fisherman (as long as he can bring his double-barreled spear gun), opinionated on the recent Sasquatch sighting. "I went fly fishing in the Fall River area earlier this year. Even with my gun I didn't catch a darn fish or nothing, not even a toad! I captured a mysterious bag stuck in a tree - - the thing was full of old processed cheese products and a half bottle of Kentucky bourbon - - quite a catch! Delicious!"

Bigfoot Sighting in Rocky Mountains!

Sasquatch Rocky Mountain High Terror:
Foolish Fly Fisherman Frantic from Foul Feral Fragrances!

A group of clueless California fly fishing fanatics in Colorado were horrified from a close encounter of the worst kind with a wild Sasquatch. The heavy consumption of legal cannabis while fly fishing is suspected as a prime cause of yet another Bigfoot fiasco. "That nasty bad beast robbed us, man! Took our trout. I think it did. Uh, wait....". The fishing victims were questioned by forest rangers, then released, as they appeared rather stupid but harmless and posed no threat to other hallucinating pot-heads in the area.

One of the stoned fly anglers was able to take a rare hazy photo of the elusive nasty Bigfoot beast before passing out:

Brazen Bigfoot Spotted at Rocky Mountain Stream by fisherman.

Colorado Park Rangers have released this sketched description of the Sasquatch suspect, as described by one of the Rocky Mountain high Fly Fisherman after the Bigfoot attack:

Stoned Fly Fisherman's description of the Bigfoot.

Dr. Blinng, Director of the impressive sounding YETI Not SETI Institute in picturesque Yuba City, California, was impressed. "I'm impressed! Those pot-head fly fishermen used large amounts of cannabis sativa to tie their precious fly-fishing hooks. What idiots. Everyone knows that the wily trout won't fall for that old trick!  You gotta tie a bottle of Jack Daniels to your fishing line. That and have a shotgun ready to go. Works every time!"

Speculation that the Colorado Sasquatch is actually a get-high-and-space-out nomad marijuana loving New Mexico Bigfoot tired of the Santa Fe artsy-fartsy scene is gaining serious support among Ancient Alien documentary intelligentsia. "Think about it.", said YETI not SETI bored of director Erk Holohead, "Ancient Alien theorists speculate on just about anything as long as they get paid for it! Sort of like us bonafide pseudo-Sasquatch experts, only we don't get paid squat."