Bigfoot Spotted at Lake Tahoe!

'Bigfoot Bubba' Targeting Tahoe Casinos...
Touristic Terrors as Offensive Beast Raids Garbage Cans!

Decline Village, Nevada - Local police are on 'high alert' this Labor Day weekend in an attempt to catch a notorious Bigfoot nicknamed "Bubba". The animal has been raiding local Casino and Hotel garbage cans for gourmet junk food and lottery tickets. Casino employees have volunteered in the ape-hunt, armed with slot machine tokens and 2-fer-1 drinks coupons.

Bubba the Bigfoot, nicknamed "Bubba the Bigfoot", on account of his name is Bubba and he is a Bigfoot, duuuhhh, has been seen raiding casino dumpsters and garbage cans for months, leaving an unspeakable mess in his wake.

This Bigfoot has been a quest for Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the YETI not SETI Institute in prestigious Yuba City, California. "This Sasquatch is dangerous - - it has lost its natural fear of garbage cans. Anything can happen. The sooner they can capture that squalid ape and give him to me, gratis of course, I can show him off, get on TV, write a book, and retire filthy rich! What are they waiting for?", he stated, at yet another hastily called press conference at a local fast-food joint.

Pseudo-scientists across the world speculate that the harsh winter in the Sierra Nevada has driven the Sasquatch down into Lake Tahoe to feed off tourist and casino garbage. "Normally Bigfeets eat wild gerbils, organic weeds, and Cheessy-Whizz®, but this last winter reduced their normal natural food supply... junk food is the only other foodstuff they know how to hunt", said a forest ranger. 

Bubba the Bigfoot has broken into at least 50 dumpsters this year, causing extensive damage and leaving behind huge odiferous Sasquatch sized 'calling cards' in his wake... reportly triggering a massive algae bloom along the Nevada shore of the lake.

Junk Food Causes BigFoot Panic at High School

Cheese Puffs Trigger Sasquatch Savagery - - Sorry Students run for lives!

Sacramento Police, already dazed from several alien flying saucer invasion  investigations, are chasing down a "junk food crazed BigFoot" which raided a local high school this week.

"Apparently two naughty students at  the high school illegally fed a wandering BigFoot a gigantic bag of glow-in-the-dark orange cheese puffs, you know, the large bag 80 ounces for 89 cents stuff... I'm getting hungry just thinking about 'em! We think the 538 color-dyes used in this fine food product caused the Sasquatch to lose his mind - - these hairy beasts are highly sensitive to tasty snack food additives", said an animal control officer, munching on a box of fluorescent grape-avocado licorice whips.

According to the sorry students, sorry because they are in school detention hall for the next 3 months, 2 weeks and 4 days, the fanatical Sasquatch "Went, like, totally nuts! He ate all the cheese puffs in, like, 2 seconds, and then, like, wanted more! We, like, threw him the empty bag and he ate that too! We escaped by climbing on a school gate and texting our best friends over and over again just because we could!" The BigFoot, distracted by the smell of pork rinds, ran off in pursuit of his next junk food meal.

University of Caulyfornia acting up at  Davis (UC Davis) junk food expert Putrick Derhamineggs warned the public, "Look, we're not supposed to feed the bears or gerbils, right? We're not supposed to feed the BigFoots either! Giving a Sasquatch tasty junk food is a recipe for mayhem, chaos, plunging stock markets and, eventually, severe environmental waste material disposal problems. Don't do it! Feed the ape-men raw tofu and organic bean sprouts... it helps their digestion. Hey, does anyone have any SlimJims around here? I'm starving!"