Slinky Sasquatch Spotted at Glacier National Park! Montana Mortified!

Rare video and still shots of Bigfoot Locomoting around in Montainous Montana!

In a world exclusive, this newsworthy blog has obtained precious video and still photography of a bonafide Bigfoot in the wilds of Glacier National Park in Montana. "We're absolutely amazed!", exclaimed Erk Holohead, a member of the YETI not SETI Institute. "This may rival and exceed the famous Patterson–Gimlin film from 1967! We are also a bit petty and jealous that no one from the Institute caught these photos and video first. President Blinng is most unpleased."

These amazing photos and video shots were obtained by Dr. Lulu Lomaxx and Kelvin Kmess, who were on an expedition to the wild unknowns of Montana to find the elusive Bigfoot. As luck would have it, a hairy Sasquatch crossed their paths soon after their arrival into Big Sky Country! 

Dr. Lulu Lomaxx quickly took a camera shot of the running beast as it darted across the park trail. "Of course, the photo came out fuzzy and blurry. I understand that is pretty much the accepted industry standard for these sorts of ape-man cryptozoological sightings.", she sniffed. 

 Snappy Sasquatch Video:

The visual jewel in the crown was a short but shaky video taken by Kelvin Kmess, or "KK", as he is called by members of the international Sasquatch research community. "I was very fortunate to have my video camera ready to go when that amazing Bigfoot ran across our trail. Of course, the video came out fuzzy and blurry. No doubt this is the accepted standard for Bigfoot video quality.", he opined. 

Erk Holohead was beside himself. "I'm next to myself with excitement! I must pull my sides back together. These photos and videos are some of the best (worst?) we've ever encountered at the Institute. OK, that's not saying much but still... amazing stuff. Dr. Lulu Lomaxx and Kelvin Kmess are the guilty parties... er... couragous content contributors." 

"We sniff financial gain in all this. All we have to do is trick Kmess and Lomaxx into signing our sneaky copyright surrender agreement, see? Drafted by our shady lawyer Ricard Scheister, see? They'll get a few Balboas, and we'll laugh all the way to the bank with millions. Millions I tell ya! Errr, I don't think Kmess and Lomaxx read these blogs, so we should be OK with our plan. If that don't work, we'll bribe them with meaningless seats on our Bored of Directors, suckers."