Córdoba Crumbles Under Bigfoot Onslaught!

 Another Rude Sasquatch Sighting in Spain! Córdoba Crushed. 

Following a sorry string of Sasquatch sightings in Southern Spain, a Bigfoot beast has once again been spotted, this time in Córdoba.

Sasquatch Sighted! Tourists were thrilled and amazed. The City Sanitation Squad, not so much.  

"We think the creature came from the Parque Natural Sierra de Hornachuelos", said a local Professor of Crypto-Simian Studies at the University de Córdoba, "It must have been attracted by left-over chicharrón fermenting in garbage bins." City authorities hope the beast departs soon, "Let it go to Lisbon!", pleaded a desperate tourist official.  

The Bigfoot was only in town a day, then mysteriously departed.

"Please don't let this get out into the press!", pleaded the Temporary Department Director for  SVMFTW, officially named Separating Visitors Money From Their Wallets. "Córdoba has many famous facts! Did you know Córdoba is the place of birth of the grand Roman philosopher Seneca? Or that Seneca was a Bigfoot? Did you know that our summer temperatures are hotter than hell - - wait don't print that. Or that near Córdoba are the world’s largest olive plantations and empty wine bottles? Or that Córdoba has the prettiest women in Spain, even the world? But now, we are in danger of being known as the city with the ugliest Bigfoots!?"

Sasquatch Savage Slaps Southern Spain!

 Andalucía in Agony! Bigfoot Spanish Sightings Continue! Ape-Man Hunt Intensifies.

Nasty Bigfoot spotted soiling Figiliana, Málaga, Spain. 

Spanish Bigfoot sightings continue as a bigfoot beastie makes its way across southern Spain, seeding panic and disgust as it goes. The formerly touristic town of Figiliana became Sasquatch's next victim after a vivacious sighting in Barcelona. Figiliana had been voted the 'prettiest village in Andalucía' by the Spanish tourism authority. This valuable classification is now under emergency review and may be altered due to the damage and 'smelly souvenirs' left by the hairy animal. "That diabolical monkey doesn't understand the necessity of indoor plumbing in our modern age!", said the owner of a closed tourist shop, "Our beautiful white-washed walls are no longer beautiful nor white-washed. It will take weeks to clean up the town!"

El Mercado de San Francisco: Jaén was not spared a Sasquatch Shopping Spree. 

The same bigfoot was spotted sauntering through El Mercado de San Francisco, Jaén. Local shoppers emptied the shopping arcade within minutes of the beast being spotted. "He had his way with the fried tapas in the food stalls.", said a shocked stall operator, "The monster had a unnatural taste for day old Puntillitas. Rancid fried small squid was a delicacy for that idiot! It must have a stomach made of iron. The devil!". 

Shocking Sasquatch Sighting at The Alhambra!

Bigfoots have been sighted at iconic wonders of the world, but never in Southern Spain. Until Now. The hairy animal was spotted lurking around the perimeter of the famous Alhambra palace in Granada, Andalucía. Eyewitness reports said security guards and palace staff were oblivious to the presence of the beast, but that a yappy ankle biting dog which happened to be in the area scared him off. "These Bigfoots don't like dogs, especially annoying little ones!", said Dr. Blinng from the YETI Not SETI Institute in Iberic Yuba City, California. Dr. Blinng had reportedly visited Spain while attempting to attending a prestigious Cryptozoological Conference in Ibiza.  "What an awesome Crypto conference! I went to the wrong Crypto conference by accident, but I didn't care! The organizers chose Ibiza because it's the most awesome place to party in the world. Lunatic 24-hour night clubs, crazy-wild pool parties, incredible!  I was so impressed I invested the Institute's Sovereign Wealth fund 100% into crypto currency. Those Dogecoins dudes know how to party!"

Barça Bigfoot Cauterizes Catalunya!

Pànic a la ciutat! Barcelona Bigfoot Spotted in Barcelona!

A gaudi Bigfoot creeping past a Gaudi Building in Barcelona. 

Mobs of drunken Barcelonès in Catalan crowded the streets and drank profusely after rumors of a savage Sasquatch roaming the city streets swept the metropolitan area. "To be honest, it looked sort of like another day in Barcelona", said an expat resident, "But this time it was different... this time there was a hairy ape-man stealing rancid fried greixons from food carts! I saw the thief myself. Actually, I smelled him first - - from a block away". 

Tourists and Locals alike were in shock at the Sasquatch sighting. 

Local authorities were quick to blame the national government. "This beast is obviously an unwanted import from Espanya. We Catalans would never harbor such a foul animal in our midst!", proclaimed a local Alcalde. An official from the Basque Region was quick to respond, and also blame the national government - - "Don't blame us Basques! That dumb ape-man is not a Basajaun. Basajuans are much more clever and intelligent, because they are Euskara!" For good measure, the national government blamed the national government. 

This amazing blog has tracked other amazing Sasquatch sightings in Spain, all of them amazing:

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2011/05/spanish-sasquatch-sighting.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/08/bilbao-bigfoot-binges-on-modern-art-at.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/bilbao-bigfoot-attacked-by-giant.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/sasquatch-in-spain.html

Que Dios tenga piedad de España.

 

Spanish Sasquatch Sighting!

Basque Bigfoot Beast Boggles Bilbao! 

Bigfoot-plagued Basque city of Bilbao in undulating panico after shock Sasquatch invasion.

A seriously compromised eyewitness captured the audacious Bigfoot on camera, jogging along the Nervión river across from the Universidad de Deusto in Bilbao. "¡Qué mal olor! A disgustingly filthy animal - - that evil body aroma was indescribable." 

"It came from the hills", said a dumbfounded local, knocked senseless by the marauding mammal, "it made a really pathetic paseo by the river... the animal looked hungry, hungry for junk food.... everyone ran away screaming and tried to protect their fried goosebarnacles and vino txakoli!"
Bilbao city authorities deny Bigfoots are in the city. Erk Holohed, dubious Sasqautchologist, claims a massive cover-up is underway by the Spanish government. "The government is hiding the truth! Bigfeets have been spotted in Spain before - - at the Guggenheim and fighting an evil alien invasion martian spider. This is now the (trying to count his fingers) 4th, no wait, 2nd? wait, darn it.... 3rd time the wild apemen has been spotted in Bilbao. This is worse than the faked NASA moon landing conspiracy in 1969, I tell you!"
Brainy Bilbao Basque pseudo-paleolithic expert Xavier Extediarya was insulted. "What a boob, that Holohead character is a real txotxolo. Everyone knows that hairy ape creature is a 100% Basque Baxajuan... it only stole good Basque wine and ate good Basque junk food... it know what it was doing!" 

Bilbao BigFoot Binges on Modern Art at Guggenheim Museum

Sasquatch Cultural Experience at Guggenheim Ends Badly as Beast Mistakes Modern Art Masterpiece for Indoor Plumbing.

Sasquatch destroys priceless modern art building, leaves mayhem and wreckage in his path.

Tourists at the Bilbao Guggenheim caught this rare photograph of the Basque BigFoot wandering aimlessly from the museum with a stupefied,  blank and perplexed look on his face, having viewed hundreds of modern art works on display while being chased by security guards. "He spend some time looking at a Fire Alarm Button, thinking it was 20th Century pop art", said one witness.

No damage was done to the priceless art on display, except for a world famous sculpture entitled "Stuff My Kid Glued Together" by the acclaimed Tokyo avant-garde artist Ichi Misocrazi... BigFoot apparently thought the masterpiece was the Men's Room and used it in a valient attempt to conform to civilized norms regarding such matters. Art experts think the sculpture can be restored after delicate treatment with a fire-hose at full blast and treatment with acids and heavy detergents. Sasquatch was last seen running south towards Madrid, speculation runs wild that the Ape-Man is going to visit El Prado next.

Bilbao BigFoot Attacked by Giant Martian Spider!

Basque BigFoot Escapes Alien Martian Spider - -

Actual photo of a Spanish Sasquatch running for his life, chased by an evil metallic Martian Transformer Invasion Spider equipped with heat-ray and green smoke options ($24.95 + Tax). Nearby tourists thought it was performance art. A quick-thinking Basque citizen sprayed insecticide at the Mars Menace, freezing the chrome extra-terrestrial in its tracks. Grateful, the shaken Basque BigFoot enthusiastically gave his saviour a big hug, cracking three of the man's ribs by accident. In hospital, the man was philosophical; "I am glad I killed the alien martian spider and saved that hairy man's life, but cracking my ribs was not so good, anyway the ape-beast smelled like a sewer plant ready to explode. Hey, how come they don't serve good basque wine in this place?!"


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