Pànic a la ciutat! Barcelona Bigfoot Spotted in Barcelona!
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| A gaudi Bigfoot creeping past a Gaudi Building in Barcelona. |
Mobs of drunken Barcelonès in Catalan crowded the streets and drank profusely after rumors of a savage Sasquatch roaming the city streets swept the metropolitan area. "To be honest, it looked sort of like another day in Barcelona", said an expat resident, "But this time it was different... this time there was a hairy ape-man stealing rancid fried greixons from food carts! I saw the thief myself. Actually, I smelled him first - - from a block away".
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| Tourists and Locals alike were in shock at the Sasquatch sighting. |
Local authorities were quick to blame the national government. "This beast is obviously an unwanted import from Espanya. We Catalans would never harbor such a foul animal in our midst!", proclaimed a local Alcalde. An official from the Basque Region was quick to respond, and also blame the national government - - "Don't blame us Basques! That dumb ape-man is not a Basajaun. Basajuans are much more clever and intelligent, because they are Euskara!" For good measure, the national government blamed the national government.
This amazing blog has tracked other amazing Sasquatch sightings in Spain, all of them amazing:
Que Dios tenga piedad de España.
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