Desert Terror as Sasquatch Sighted in California Cactus Country!

Borrego Springs Serpent Surprisingly Shocked by Sasquatch Scare!

In an amazing eyewitness sighting only this terrifically amazing blog can bring you, an astounding tale of sandy Salton Sea Sasquatch scuttlebutt has been revealed in the California Desert. 

A bigfoot has been spotted running for its life, terrified of a Borrego Springs Serpent. "Now I know why no one goes here", said a crusty fool's gold prospector who saw the beast, "That place is one of the most desolate spots I've ever been to in my life, includin' Los Vegaas. Gives me the heebeejeebees. There I was diggin' around lookin' for fool's gold and this stinky ape beast come a roarin' right past me! It was frightened half to death, yep. Sure was. It was scared of that there snaky thing some crazy person stuck in the middle of the desert. I don't think that there apeman has much common sense.", said the prospector, tapping at his own craggy head.

Borrego Springs Beasties - - Alarmed Bigfoot Barely Survives Being Dinner.  

The apeman was spotted near Hellhole Palms later in the day, still fleeing the scary serpent thingy stuck in the desert.

Fleeing Bigfoot Spotted near Hellhole Palms. 

 Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the financially parched YETI not SETI Institute, was feeling desiccated. "I'm feeling dried out", said Blinng, "As in fiscally dried out. The SEC has sent us another friendly letter demanding we cease and desist from soliciting widows and orphans for donations to help fund my lifesty... er our important RESEARCH into Cryptozoology and Robustus Revoltus."

Erk Holohead, a member of the YETI not SETI bored of directors, was feeling inspired. "I'm inspired! Watching 'American Greed' gave me hope for the Institute's financial woes. Who needs the SEC? Heck, who needs American Money? I've identified a deep pocket of potential investors... Crypto-Currency Buffs! Getting Crypto-Currency holders to invest some of their virtual Bitcoin and Ether into Crypto-zoology is a natural fit, a match made in heaven. We're setting up our online donation page as I speak. Gotta figure out what block-chain means first."

Spiny Sasquatch Sighting at Joshua Trees National Momument!

Feral Bigfoot Beast Spotted Wandering Southern California Desert!

Tourists and covert cactus thieves at Joshua Trees National Monument were shocked this week when a Bigfoot sauntered into their spiky cactus wonderland.  

Bigfoot in the Desert: "I thought it was a guy in a alien monkey suit - - a bad actor in a low-budget science fiction movie."

"Honestly I thought we'd blundered into a Hollywood remake of Lost In Space, Star Trek, or The Sound Of Music when I saw the beast move across our path", confessed one shaken tourist. "But then that nasty ape-man decided to relieve himself against an innocent Joshua Tree. That poor cactus started looking very, very sick, very, very quickly. That's when I knew that hairy primate was no actor! Oh, and the horde of flies that kept following him around was another malevolent clue. Retched. I could use a Sasquatch safe space and a couple of whiskey shots right now."

Sasquatch scaring horrified hikers: "It was really, really ugly! Worse than a snake bite! Worse than Finals!"

Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the highly leveraged YETI NOT SETI Institute in prissy but pristine Yuba City, California, was frustrated. 

"I'm frustrated. I modestly submitted my exulted name and script to be a super-special guest star on the new Star Trek TV show and suggested they do my awesome script. It'd make a great episode. See, I save the crew of the Enterprise from an evil, smelly, nasty Bigfoot on an alien planet that looks just like Joshua Trees National Monument or Miami Beach. I liked the Miami Beach idea best of all, as I get to sip margaritas on set and Uhura will be in a bikini. 

But those Hollywood morons turned me down! Idiots. But now here they go, stealing my idea and hiring some nobody Sasquatch with extremely rude public manners. I'll get my revenge, you'll see. We talented acting proteges know it takes time to be recognized for our supremely superior talents and abilities."

EXCLUSIVE: YETI FIGHTS GORN in DEATH BATTLE!