Panamá City Panic! Carnival Crumbles as Bigfoot Crashes Party Scene!

Gringo Sasquatch Spotted near Carnival Central in Panamá City! Police Perplexed! ¡La policía está perpleja!

Carnival is a big deal in Panamá. But a feral North American Bigfoot looking to 'party hardy' is an even bigger deal - - for Panamá Health and National Security Forces, that is.  

What are those creatures in the Poster? Mysterious Graffiti!

 "There were signs a Bigfoot was going to show up and cause problems.", stated a spokesman from the Mayor's Office. "Literally. There were signs! Some mysterious buffoon tagged our Carnival signs with "Beeg Fut Aqui" graffiti. Who did this? Why? Estúpidos. We are not laughing!"

Panamá Bigfoot lurking near a Carnival Police Patrol and an expensive Anti-Sasquatch Barrier.

The North American Monkey was spotted sneaking around La Cinta Costera, frantically searching for a way past security guards and extensive fencing to sneak into the special exclusion zone around the Carnival Action without paying. "We could never find the beast", said policeman on duty, "but we could sure smell him. ¡Qué olor tan terrible!".

The disruptive primate photo-bombed numerous tourists at the famous PANAMA Sign and empty fountain near Avenida Balboa. 

Panamá City vista ruined by a Simian Sunset. Pesky Bigfoot activity gave no reprieve to the locals or to the city bio-hazards disposal team. 

The Bigfoot maliciously tagged an authentic fake Banksy artwork in Bella Vista with juvenile graffiti. The Ape-Hunt continues!

"We believe this ape-monster has left Panamá City some months ago.", said a spokesman for the Mayor, "Hopefully never to return!"

Erk Holohead, a member of the prestigious YETI NOT SETI Institute located in balmy Yuba City, California, and a Bored of Director, was in Panamá during the rash of Sasquatch sightings. "I have a body-rash. Er, I mean it was rash of Panamanian authorities to allow Carnival 2026 to continue in the light of a dangerous Sasquatch roaming the City. They were very lucky I was there when the creature was active. I of course offered my extensive Bigfoot knowledge to the Mayor's office, and have let them know my consulting expertise is available for a commensurate fee. Strange, but my phone hasn't rung yet. They must have the wrong number?"