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Showing posts with label Kelvin Kmess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kelvin Kmess. Show all posts

Monday, November 9, 2026

NEWS: Two New Questionable Members Voted into the YETI NOT SETI INSTITUTE's Bored of Directors!

Holy Sasquatch Double Whammy! Two chumps, er credentialed personages, join the Instititute's Bored of Directors! Texas Aggie Youth Wave! Bored of Directors Nepotism Control Assured! Female membership doubles! All is lost!

With appropriate bribes delivered, checks (finally) not bouncing, and several dubious but lucrative contracts signed, the YETI NOT SETI Institute is proud to announce the addition of two new Bored of Director members, Dr. Lulu Lomax and Kelvin Kmess. To learn more about their uniquely shady backgrounds and their problematic skill-sets required for bored membership, please visit the following news items:

Dr. Lulu Lomax, Crypto-Zoological Bone Doc and Bigfoot Huntress, joins the Institute's Bored of Directors! Female Representation Doubles! 

Kelvin Kmess, Sasquatch Videographer, Engineer and Crypto-Comic-Book Enthusiast joins the Institute Bored of Directors!

Dr. Lulu Lomax
Kelvin Kmess, MEng