Bigfoot Bashing in Bali!

Indonesia Nauseous After Rare Sasquatch Sighting! 

The exotic and erratic touristy tropical island of Bali is bamboozled after a North American Bigfoot was found haunting a resort full of drunk Australians (is there any other kind?) and Americans who should never use VeryCheapHotels.com without adult supervision.  

Bigfoot caught scanning resort pool area for open cans of Foster Lager. 

"Yea, we waz there mate!", said a enthusiastic visitor from Sydney, "There we were by the pool having a another ripper drinking cold amber liquids when this crazy beast jumped from a balcony and grabbed one of me tinnies! It ran right off without a word of thanks, the bugger!"

Bali officials have kept quiet, not wanting to cause panic amongst the locals or the 5% of the tourists who actually follow any news when on holiday. A spokesman for the Bali Unusual Reports in Progress (BURP), Mr. Whyaputzmadeketupt, delved decidedly deeper into the dark dangers the Sasquatch poses to Indonesia at large - "Look, this nasty animal could be an invasive species, I don't care which side of the Wallace line it comes from. Already our fierce Komodo dragons are looking preoccupied and stressed! We must be more careful about tourists we allow into Bali, even money-laden Aussies and Kiwis."

Curiously, a scientific paper on Homo floresiensis has just been released by paleoanthropologists seeking to justify eyebrow raising expenses incurred during a particularly successful party junket to Indonesia. The paper claims that "Flores Hobbits" are in fact the pint-sized ancestors of gigantopithecus revultus, today's modern Bigfoot. "It all makes sense!", exclaimed Dr. Karl Blinng of the YETI not SETI Institute in tropical Yuba City, California. "Now pass me another beer, it's hot and I'm thirsty!"