|Mexico City BigFoot attempts to hide among innocent Saturday|
morning shoppers and pickpockets while looking for rancid tacos de
carnitas misterioso street stalls to steal tasty snack food morsels.
"It was incredible! Said an eyewitness, "We were looking for a copy of Darwin's "The Origin of Suspect Species" at a specialty bookstore when that horrible Ape Beast appeared in the doorway of the shop and laughed at us. At first I thought it was some juvenile idiot in a monkey suite, but all those fleas jumping off his body told me this was not a joke!"
|Bad Bigfoot nervously eluding a frantic Police Sasquatch Search just |
blocks from the historic Zócalo Main Plaza in Mexico City.
A Mexico City Police spokesman issued a public announcement concerning the Sasquatch sighting salvaje:
|Street Camera catches sneaky Sasquatch leaving the scene of the crime:|
After causing a seven-car accident the hominid runs away...
shocked and dumbfounded motorists had gazed in disbelief.
"Bigfoots have been spotted in Mexico City before.", said Grisalia Rojez, Ph.D. of Chupacabrolgy at the Instituto de Cosas Tontas para Estudiar (ICTE), "It is a total mystery why these obnoxious beasts bother us!"
* Translation for the good people of Mexico City: "El hombre mono es tonto y peligroso. Está desesperado de robar tacos rancios y le encanta asustar a los buenos ciudadanos de la Ciudad de México. Si usted ve esta bestia por favor llámenos! No tengo idea de lo que vamos a hacer si lo cogemos, para ser honesto."