Super Scary Sino Sasquatch Spotted at Forbidden City and Tianamen Square! Politburo Perplexed! China Blames Japan.Beijing citizens are nervous after random sightings of a "disgusting Yeti like creature" occurred at Tianamen Square and the Forbidden City. Burdened Bejing city officials are calling for calm, promising to find and capture the strange mangy ape animal which caused unwelcome disruption, pandemonium, chaos, but great photo ops for hundreds of tourists and souvenir hawkers.
|Bigfoot in Beijing? The brave photographer who took this incredible photo |
fainted from the fumes emitted from the beast and was hospitalized.
|Yeti-like ape-man roaming the Forbidden City.|
|Sasquatch Sighting at the Hall of Supreme Harmony. |
Scared eyewitnesses said the encounter was neither supreme nor harmonious.
Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the YETI not SETI Institute in exotic Yuba City, California, immediately called an emergency press conference at a local Jack-in-the-Box restaurant to exploit, errr, explain this amazing Sasquatch sighting in China. "This is not the first time this crypto-creature has been spotted in China. I of course take full credit for predicting this sighting. Please buy my new book, "Genghis Khan was a Bigfoot", now available at Amazon for the Kindling Reader, just $2.99 a copy. Please?".
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