Monterey city officials are scrambling, groping in the fog, desperate to maintain cheery commercial calm after panicked tourists and John Steinbeck academics and groupies reported sighting a wild Sasquatch roaming Cannery Row, scouring the streets for leftover junk food. No damage was reported, but seagulls and stray dogs reportedly avoided the area for days afterwards.
|Amazing photo of loitering Sasquatch at Cannery Row: |
The prestigious Monterey Bay Aquarium is rumored to be considering adding a BigFoot Exhibit to
"exploit, errr, promote this popular pseudo-science and separate tourists from their wallets".
Dr. Blinng, Director of the almost famous Yeti Not Seti Institute in Yuba City, California, was miffed. "I'm seriously miffed! I have a laboratory, and I am an interesting character, so why hasn't anyone put me into a famous novel which can become a movie and then I can collect royalties? Why? Why?"