BIGFOOT CREATURE SPOTTED IN TEXAS

Sasquatch Terrorizes Brazos River Texas!

Lost hikers on a Brazos River nature trail came face-to-face with a large, hairy and smelly creature that can only be a Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch. "We ran right into him", said JJ Rupert, a local resident. 

Wild Bigfoot spotted by the Brazos River.

"I'd never seen anything like it, except at the Fort Bend County Fair!" said local Richmond resident Lucy "Lulu" Lomax, "When I saw the ape-man, I thought I was hallucinating. Luckily I took the pictures quickly or nobody would have believed us!"
The eye-witnesses said Bigfoot looked a bit distracted. BigFoot was caught in these amazing photos crossing a path when he was spotted. Sasquatch's body odor reminded the startled hikers as "smelling like onions, fried not sauteed, with just a hint of garlic".

Sasquatch terrorizing hikers on Brazos River Nature Trail.

Karl Blinng, Ph.D. in Sasquatchology and Director of the YETI not SETI Institute and Research Center in Yuba City, California was estatic. Bling said "This is a historic moment, we long suspected that the Sasquatch population had a range that extended east of somewhere I've forgotten, but never did we think that these creatures would be found along the Texas Gulf Coast. I have authorized the payment of $ 3,000 to obtain these proof-positive photos from those brave people who took them! At last, we have solid evidence BigFoot exists! Not like last time."

BIG FOOT WATCH NEWS will continue to cover this amazing story.