Bigfoot Sighted in Montana Mountains!

BUTTE MONTANA BECOMES THE BUTT OF SASQUATCH JOKES! CRACKERVILLE SPARED!

Incredible camera feed from a remote glamping cabin deep within the treacherous Montana mountain wilderness has clearly spotted a watchful Bigfoot loitering on the ice and snow encased property. This intrepid blog eagerly paid $3,000 in Venezuelan Bolivares to acquire these precious photos. 

A chill Montana Bigfoot is seen on film, surveying the deep-cold-storage Glamping Cabin. 

The grizzled owner of the cabin was shocked at the Sasquatch camera images. He was even more shocked when our 3,000 Bolivares check bounced a few times before it was all accidently sorted out. 

"Yep, I rent the place out during the dead of winter. Freezing Cold! Ice Age stuff. That Error B and B website... they're paying for my Winter Condo in Fort Lauderdale! That forsaken cabin ain't got no heat, no electricity, no expresso-maker, no indoor plumbing, no phone, no cel coverage, no fancy 'artysanal' beer... but them fool city-slicker flatlanders will pay big bucks anyway to glamp in desolate remote winter wilderness. 

So far, so good, until now. Only a few paying guests suffered from frostbite, and wolf-bites heal pretty quick if you douse 'em in whiskey. Besides, my guests have to sign a 40 page liability agreement before I let 'em stay. But this hairy Bigfoot hanging around has me worried for my business! I included bear attacks, wolf raids, coyote infiltrations, mountain lion ambushes, errant hunter near-misses, wild forest fires, cholera and dysentery, unabombers, gangster hide-outs, poisonous snakes, super-volcanoes, landslides, asteroids, falling trees, UFOs, alien abductions and other nasty stuff in the agreement, but completely overlooked feral Sasquatches! I gotta talk to my lawyer pronto."

Excellent highly-pixelated poor-quality photo of the Montana Bigfoot. We have standards when it comes to sharing Sasquatch Proof!

Erik Holohead, a Bored of Directors member of the YETI NOT SETI Institute located in glacially locked Yuba City California, was curious. "I'm morbidly curious about monstrous mountainous Bigfoot-filled Montana. This Sasquatch Sighting is momentous! Did it merely pose for the camera, as Bigfoots are known to do... or was it planning a mid-winter cabin raid to find really frozen daiquiris? Second, how did the Institute's $3,000 check finally go through and get cashed? Bad form! We had the payment blocked once we obtained the precious photos... our standard procedure. I'll going to give our confused bank manager a good verbal thrashing!" 

Definitive Proof of Sasquatches in Montana!