Antarctic Anarchy as Snowy Sasquatch Sighted!

Abominable Apeman Assaults Antarctic Research Project!
Frozen Anthropologists Astounded! 


Reports are thawing out that a recent Antarctica science research expedition was frozen into shock when an unwelcome Sasquatch disrupted a top-secret snow-cone R&D research project. "I was amazed when I saw the hairy creature!", said a member of the science team, "I froze solid in sheer fright from seeing the beast - - I was already semi-frostbit due to the generally miserable weather conditions.  When I signed up for this stupid expedition they said we're going to someplace warm and balmy. They meant the ice igloos we made for emergency shelters. Liars."

Antarctic Bigfoot caught on camera, marauding the unsuspecting snow-cone research center. 

Months of precious snow-cone R&D work was destroyed by the Bigfoot, or abandoned by the team as the area was hastily evacuated. "This rivals the Scott Expedition in terms of Antarctic disasters.", said a veteran snow-flake researcher, "Snow. Ice. Wind-Chill. Howling Gales. Snow. Untold Misery. Snow. Boring Food. Snow. And then Sasquatch - - that apeman was the straw that broke the penguin's back".

The beast traversing the ice fields after rampaging through the snow-cone R&D zone. 

The YETI Not SETI Institute was unlucky enough to have sent a naive but clueless laboratory intern on the ill-fated snow-cone expedition into the depths of Antarctica's frozen wastes. Jassyka Blinng survived the Sasquatch attack, but between sasquatch shock and frostbit fingers doctors say she may never be the same. She is considering changing her major to the study of hot, humid, hot, tropical rainforest Mollusca Gastropoda.

However, Jassyka was upbeat about the snow-cone expedition. "You know, even with the Antarctic Bigfoot nastiness and the loss of our research, we did discover a peculiar yellow snow in the area. It has a most interesting taste, sort of like rancid tater tots aren't. We've sampled this 'lemon' snow for further chemical analysis. The world may savor a novel new snow-cone flavor soon!"