Irritating Icelandic Panic as Sasquatch Sighted on Ísland!

Bigfoot Spotted By Waterfall Sodden Tourists! Iceland Erupts!

The sudden and unwelcome appearance of an Sasquatch in Iceland has shaken the volcanic island to its core, causing concern amongst the tourist classes. "Ya sure", said a somber Danish tourist, "We waz looking at yet another barren volcanic hill and another waterfall, when along come this mad hairy creature, out of nowhere! It stank to heaven, and proceeded to raid our delicious sardine-boxed lunch kits, the brute. It ran off stinking of fish and God knows what else!"

Sasquatch in Iceland! Sasquatch skoðað á Íslandi!

"This is worse than the Eyjafjallajokull volcano eruption, except I can pronounce 'Sasquatch', said a local Íslendingur, "We thought Bigfoot was a hoax, but no more! Ég er mjög undrandi yfir því að svona loðið dýrið myndi ráðast inn á Ísland."

Is History Repeating Itself?

The Bigfoot was spotted again later in the week, at the site of a 1973 plane crash. The crashed C-117 has been kept in a state of pristine near-arctic collapse, as the old wreckage helps to alleviate the rather predictable volcanic surroundings. 

Bigfoot Coverup? You Decide!

Dr. Blinng, Chairman-For-Life of the YETI-NOT-SETI Institute of Cryptozoological Studies, has an amazing theory about the 1973 crash. "It was a cover-up! Pure and simple! I like simple! The CIA was ferrying a Sasquatch to Iceland for the Cold War, as it was rumored the Soviets had trained a Yeti squadron for Arctic assignments. But something went wrong. Something went VERY wrong, and the doomed plane crashed. The CIA hastily abandoned the project. The KGB gave up on using Yetis soon after, with rumors abounding of an abominable environmental catastrophe at the Arkticheskiy Institut Islands (Острова Арктического института). Both savage species are untrainable and cannot be house-trained! It was a recipe for disaster."

The local Icelanders, ever so Nordic and phlegmatic, assume the hairy beast is a lost real estate agent from North America, looking for a house-flipping success after unsuccessfully trying to buy Greenland.