Roatán Ruckus From Sasquatch Sighting!

 Rare Caribbean Bigfoot Spotted on Roatán Island! Cruise Ship Connection? Locals Languid!

Roatán Coxen Hole and East End Islander residents were astounded to see a large odorous Bigfoot scamper through town and into the local hills. "Dat foul hairy beeest came out of nowhere!" said a local island tour operator. "Frightened the Tourists and the Monkey La-La lizards to death. Very bad business!" 

Island Sasquatch spotted at Dixon Hill Tourist Trap. Roatan Rum sales shot up 400% after the sighting. 

The local authorities quickly blamed the Cruise Ship Industry. "Why not blame the Cruise Ships? Everyone else does!", exclaimed the Municipal Mayor, "Dat Sasquatch is a scoundrel and a stow-away!" Such unfortunate Caribbean cruise ship incidents have happened before, including a recent Bigfoot raid on Grand Cayman. "It's a major worry - - what if that cunning creature is stuck on our island?!" said another local. 

The Roatán Bigfoot pondering his next move. Coxen Hole denizens are worried. Did the beastie manage to find its way back to an unsuspecting cruise ship? Any unsuspecting cruise ship? Please?

Erk Holohead, a fully paid up (crypo currency, suckers!) Director of the Yeti Not Seti Institute, had a word of caution for the cruise ship industry. "Be careful. Be very careful! First it was the notorious norovirus plagues, then a bad at-sea plumbing fiasco, then the Covid-19 pandemic, and now Sasquatch infestations! What's next, free drink package offers?! The industry's challenges are formidable." The Yeti Not Seti Institute is located in phlegmatic Yuba City, California, where there are absolutely no cruise ships in port at the present time.