Sasquatch Sighted in Fall River California! Fanatic Trout Fisherman Terrorized!
This blog has obtained an amazing exclusive photograph of a Bigfoot skulking in the Fall River Mills area of Northern California. The legion of touristy fly fisherman camped in the area, easily prone to paleo panic when it comes to this sort of thing, were advised by the local sheriff to remain on high alert and lock up their extra ripe cheese, jerky and whisky supplies.
A local ranger concurred. "Take precautions! Tie up unhealthy cheese snacks and adult beverages into a bag and toss it up into a tree branch, just like for bears. Did I say add a rope to it? If a rope isn't tied to the bag you'll never get your stuff back. These fly fisherman forget all the time. No problem, because I can retrieve your stash for my own consumption when the snow comes back again."
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The Fall River area has long been a stomping ground for Sasquatches. For Fly fisherman, the area offers a unique challenge as the large brown and rainbow trout in the area have evolved high paranoia and evasion traits due to frequent fly-fishing attacks and the nasty body fluids pollution emitted from Bigfoots.
Dr. Blinng, President-for-Life of the YETI not SETI Institute and an avid fly fisherman (as long as he can bring his double-barreled spear gun), opinionated on the recent Sasquatch sighting. "I went fly fishing in the Fall River area earlier this year. Even with my gun I didn't catch a darn fish or nothing, not even a toad! I captured a mysterious bag stuck in a tree - - the thing was full of old processed cheese products and a half bottle of Kentucky bourbon - - quite a catch! Delicious!"
