Mission Bay mauled as cranky Sasquatch searches for missing links!
Mission Bay, San Diego's Water Wonderland, was transformed into a Water Wasteland when a 'senior citizen' Sasquatch was seen searching the sandy beach for sandy 'links' - - old wieners hurriedly left behind by disgusted tourists.
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| Elderly Sasquatch searching for an easy meal - - abandoned beach hot dogs. |
"It was astounding", said a local beach bum, "I was on the beach with my metal detector, searching fer car keys, lost Spanish gold, and old bottle caps. I have collection of old bottle caps, you'll have to see them! All of sudden, this strange hairy beast sauntered by me.... then my detector went bonkers! I thought I'd found the big one! Instead, it was a pack of old buried hot-dogs. That beast snatched them quick and ran off chortling like an old man. What a wiener."
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| The Mission Bay Marauding Bigfoot was witnessed by two very shocked and traumatized seagulls. The SPCA and PETA plan to sue 'someone' over this mental torture of sea birds, they just haven't figured out how to sue a Bigfoot. |
Dr. Karl Blinng, Fearless Leader of the
YETI NOT SETI Institute in landlocked Yuba City, California, was excited. "Hot Dog!" said Blinng. "This is the perfect excuse, er, opportunity, to spend quality time in San Diego! A Sasquatch has been sighted on the beach! I'll need to research this crypto-amazing incident. I have a couple of luxury resorts in mind - - they will be perfect locations for a Bigfoot expedition HQ! All for science, of course."
