Mission Bay mauled as cranky Sasquatch searches for missing links!
Mission Bay, San Diego's Water Wonderland, was transformed into a Water Wasteland when a 'senior citizen' Sasquatch was seen searching the sandy beach for sandy 'links' - - old wieners hurriedly left behind by disgusted tourists.Elderly Sasquatch searching for an easy meal - - abandoned beach hot dogs. |
YETI NOT SETI Institute in landlocked Yuba City, California, was excited. "Hot Dog!" said Blinng. "This is the perfect excuse, er, opportunity, to spend quality time in San Diego! A Sasquatch has been sighted on the beach! I'll need to research this crypto-amazing incident. I have a couple of luxury resorts in mind - - they will be perfect locations for a Bigfoot expedition HQ! All for science, of course."
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