Priceless Bigfoot Artwork Destroyed!

Art World Stunned at Wanton Destruction of Precious Bigfoot Creation!

A tragic loss to the world of questionable art!

Unique Million Dollar Artwork Destroyed in Seconds:
Dr. Karl Blinng recounts his great money-printing art idea and terrible disaster: "That crazy Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan was my true inspiration. I mean come on! Selling bananas duct-taped to walls has made him a millionaire! How hard is that to do? So I thought, why not create a unique one-of-a-kind Bigfoot Ginger Bread Cookie? I could sell it to some gallery sucker... errrrr.... art connoisseur... for millions! Yeah, that's the ticket!". 

At this point, Blinng became misty eyed. "So I made my long-suffering sister bake one for me. Yes, it's true I did hold her at gun-point until the cookie job was done, but all is forgiven. I accepted her apology for doubting me. I then had my precious cookie masterpiece. Even that moron Erk Holohead said my bigfoot cookie was 'without value'... in other words... it was invaluable! I was destined to be rich beyond my wildest dreams! Hahahahahaha!" 

"Then disaster struck. I shall have nightmares. Our fool of a lawyer invited himself to my home, as usual, demanding snacks and root beer. The hired help became busy putting together Ricard Scheister's usual afternoon nibble measuring in around 2,000 calories. My back was turned on my precious Bigfoot Cookie for just a minute. That was enough time for that imbecile to scarf the entire cookie! A precious multi-million dollar piece of artwork destroyed in 60 seconds! Thwarted by idiots, again!"

Among the many research projects designed to attract grants and donations from the tragically naive, the YETI NOT SETI Institute, located in well-baked Yuba City, California, has instituted a crash program to develop similar multi-million artworks at little or no cost. "When concocted properly, the ROI on silly art is astronomical. We're looking at duct-taping ripe watermelons to walls. If a banana can bring in millions on auction, a watermelon should bring in... billions?" opined Holohead.