Elusive Sasquatch Invades Quasi-Official Sacramento Office Building!
|Terrified lobbyist shocked at Sasquatch Sighting!|
Horrified visitor to a California quasi-governmental lobbyist organization encounters a "repulsive" Bigfoot in the main lobby. "I has horrified! I was repulsive! ah... It was repulsive! So I'm in the elevator going up to the lobby, right? And I'm thinking, wow, the building smells like burning tires and really smelly socks... they must have finally cleaned the place up. But then the elevator door opens and I'm looking at a disgusting, goofy, flea-infested, bad-hair creature! Ok, my dog fits that description too, but he's not 7 feet tall. I'm going to need some serious aroma-therapy after this!"
|Renegade Sasquatch surrenders to security camera.|
"Technical difficulties slowed us down, but once IT told us to turn the power on and take the lens-cap off, it was 'lights-camera-action'. I'm calling that Blinng lunatic, we'll shake him down for a couple of grand for this photo, and maybe some free donuts! We are desperate for those little flavored coffee creamer cups, especially the anthrax-vanilla-curry ones?"