BigFoot Bakes Alaska!

 Sasquatch Sighting in Hoomah Alaska! Icy Straight Point Avoided By Cruise Ships!

A rare Alaskan Bigfoot has been spotted ruminating the rusty, err rustic, Alaskan village of Hoonah, located somewhere in the Icy Straight Point region. Panicked tourists and locals alike quickly scurried to several large visiting cruise ships and hurriedly sailed away from the mysteriously remote island as authorities declared a Sasquatch emergency. 

An elusive Alaskan Bigfoot spotted lurking under a village pier, peering into the wine-dark sea. 

"It was ghastly!", exclaimed a recovering entertainment director from the nearby cruise ship Bedlam Of The Seas, "The hairy monster came out of the mountains near the Zippy-Line thingy, charged into a souvenir shop, and scooped up any packages of Salmon Jerky he could find... he gobbled them down plastic bags and all. The aroma was intense... from the beast not the jerky. We had to offer emergency 2-for-1 Rum & Tequila Drink packages back on board to settle down our shocked guests!"  

Hoonah Alaska has suffered other disasters, but none like a unwelcome Bigfoot Sighting!

Erk Holohead, a member of the bored of directors for the semi-notable YETI NOT SETI Institute located in Icy Yuba City California, was a passenger on the Bedlam Of The Seas Cruise Ship and was inspecting Hoonah for Bigfoot feces in fimo when the Sasquatch struck. "I feel sorry for the locals. After being closed for two years due to the pandemic, they were finally open for business and the tourist dollars were flowing! Then this dumb ape shows up and shuts everything down! I hear ex-guvonur Paylen will help bring needed relief supplies to the residents, including binoculars so that folks can see Russia."

Hoonah is famous for a closed salmon cannery, magnificent Alaskan scenery, a monster zipline, salmon specialities, and a huge fire in 1944 which torched much of the original village and priceless Tlingit cultural artifacts. The fire started when two women built a fire underneath a home to smoke salmon. The smoking fire accidently caught some nearby canvas on fire, which sparked an intense inferno and explosions from numerous drums of gasoline the locals had stored underneath their homes. Fire + Gasoline... what could possibly go wrong?