Sasquatch Savage Slaps Southern Spain!

 Andalucía in Agony! Bigfoot Spanish Sightings Continue! Ape-Man Hunt Intensifies.

Nasty Bigfoot spotted soiling Figiliana, Málaga, Spain. 

Spanish Bigfoot sightings continue as a bigfoot beastie makes its way across southern Spain, seeding panic and disgust as it goes. The formerly touristic town of Figiliana became Sasquatch's next victim after a vivacious sighting in Barcelona. Figiliana had been voted the 'prettiest village in Andalucía' by the Spanish tourism authority. This valuable classification is now under emergency review and may be altered due to the damage and 'smelly souvenirs' left by the hairy animal. "That diabolical monkey doesn't understand the necessity of indoor plumbing in our modern age!", said the owner of a closed tourist shop, "Our beautiful white-washed walls are no longer beautiful nor white-washed. It will take weeks to clean up the town!"

El Mercado de San Francisco: Jaén was not spared a Sasquatch Shopping Spree. 

The same bigfoot was spotted sauntering through El Mercado de San Francisco, Jaén. Local shoppers emptied the shopping arcade within minutes of the beast being spotted. "He had his way with the fried tapas in the food stalls.", said a shocked stall operator, "The monster had a unnatural taste for day old Puntillitas. Rancid fried small squid was a delicacy for that idiot! It must have a stomach made of iron. The devil!". 

Shocking Sasquatch Sighting at The Alhambra!

Bigfoots have been sighted at iconic wonders of the world, but never in Southern Spain. Until Now. The hairy animal was spotted lurking around the perimeter of the famous Alhambra palace in Granada, Andalucía. Eyewitness reports said security guards and palace staff were oblivious to the presence of the beast, but that a yappy ankle biting dog which happened to be in the area scared him off. "These Bigfoots don't like dogs, especially annoying little ones!", said Dr. Blinng from the YETI Not SETI Institute in Iberic Yuba City, California. Dr. Blinng had reportedly visited Spain while attempting to attending a prestigious Cryptozoological Conference in Ibiza.  "What an awesome Crypto conference! I went to the wrong Crypto conference by accident, but I didn't care! The organizers chose Ibiza because it's the most awesome place to party in the world. Lunatic 24-hour night clubs, crazy-wild pool parties, incredible!  I was so impressed I invested the Institute's Sovereign Wealth fund 100% into crypto currency. Those Dogecoins dudes know how to party!"