Amazing New Trinity River Bigfoot Sighting!

Savage Sasquatch Squashes Sorry Fly-Fishermen in Ferocious Frenzy of Fear!

The infamous Trinity River region of Northern California is well known for decades of numerous sightings of wild Bigfoots roaming the region. Rare incidents include really famous encounters recorded in Kodachrome and other state of the art photography. Despite all the frenzied furry attention, no Sasquatch bodies, hair, feces, DNA, empty BillyBob beer cans or smokeless chewing tobacco tins have ever been recovered as evidence. No matter... it is well known these nasty creatures are out there skulking in the trees, lurking about for their next hapless victims!

Professional Fly-Fishermen Attacked at Close Range by Bigfoot!

A group of struggling professional fly-fishermen recently tried their luck in the Trinity River, attempting to land the rare freshwater Spotted Pacific Tuna while adding unauthorized points to their really pathetic scores (-3, -2, -7 respectively) on the latest Fly Fishing USA scoreboard. "We were so close to landing a real big fishy this time, not the fake rubber ones we use for Facebook photos, when suddenly out of the dense forest a monstrous Bigfoot jumped out of the brush and trampled us! After a terrific trampling the rogue stole our organic pork rinds and ran up-river quick as lightening. It was horrible. I may give up fly-fishing and just go to the seafood section of Safeway after this!"

Serene, Bucolic, and very Fishy!

The Trinity County Sheriff's department is on the case. "We know those fly-fishy guys didn't have a fishing permit. An all-points bulletin has been issued for their capture, torture, and release. Notice to all fisherman tourists... no permit? We catch and release up here, you city slickers!"

Regarding the alleged Bigfoot attack, the District Attorney declined to prosecute the unidentified Sasquatch. "Hey, I don't make the laws around here. Blame Sacramento! Technically, these beasts are feral and homeless. Sasquatches are a protected species with fleas and very bad hygiene. The recent court case decision from Gerbil versus the State of California confirms our decision to not pursue a case."

Ape-Man caught on Video Cam! Just hours after the alleged fly-fisherman trampling, a sauntering 'Squatch was spotted crossing a road near the Trinity River. He stank of pork rinds.  

Dr. Karl Blinng, Director of the YETI NOT SETI INSTITUTE issued a rare press release in response to this recent Sasquatch attack on innocent bootlegging fly-fisherman. "I deny any involvement. I wasn't there. My lawyer can back up my alibi! I would never dream of fly-fishing without a fishing permit, unless I thought I could get away... ah... unless I thought I was in disputed international waters or at a Big Fish Store."

Erk Holohead, head of the Institute's Bigfoot disinformation, crypto-investment, and investor-fleecing operations, added a clear opinion on the matter. "Fishing is stupid. Fly-Fishing doubly so. Let's not even talk about catch-and-release! Orange Lobster has the bounty of the seas at your table in minutes, including the really delicious fake crab-meat stuff!"

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Soapy Sasquatch Slaps Skagway Silly!

Skagway Alaska hit by Bigfoot Sighting! Tourists Truncated in Terror!

Stupefied Skagway was next in line for a rare Sasquatch sighting, causing some unwelcome excitement in this small port, tourist town, cruise ship haven, and famous gateway to the frozen Yukon ice-cream regions. 

The Yukon Bigfoot slipped into the historic town unnoticed, mingling in with invading hordes of cruise ship passengers before being spotted hours later.

The local police department was quickly overwhelmed by the rare beastie invasion. "Oh sure, we've handled stray brown bears, grizzly bears, wolves, moose, deer, elk, orcas, eagles, drunk tourists, drunk prospectors, drunk sailors, drunk locals, drunks in general, and vicious gerbils. But we haven't had a nasty Bigfoot intruder since that big gold rush in the Klondike!", muttered a local constable, "We had to call in our volunteer fire and  parks & recreation departments and the local longshoreman union to finally corral that mangy animal and send him packing back to Canada." 

The Sasquatch is indeed headed back towards the Yukon. It was spotted ambling down the railroad tracks out of the valley. Shock tourists on a guided visit to the grave of Soapy Smith and other frontier rascals had an unfortunate glimpse of the beast relieving himself on Frank Reid's tombstone monument while pausing out of respect in front of Soapy Smith's gravestone. "That sort of clinches it for the esteemed Cryptozoological expert world.", exclaimed Erk Holohead, who was mysteriously in town the day of the Bigfoot invasion. "What we suspected for years is true - - Soapy Smith was a nasty Bigfoot!".

The Skagway Sasquatch's getaway via the railway track back to the Yukon. Look carefully and you'll see the ape-man's aromatic athletes-foot tracks.

Former Governor Saraaahh Payylen's childhood home is in Skagway. It is said by local wags that from the front porch, where she rode her tricycle as a little girl, one could see Russia if using really good binoculars.  

Panic in Portugal! Bigfoot Sightings!

 Pesky Portuguese Sasquatches Spotted in Lisbon and Sintra! 

Things are not idyllic in the Iberian Peninsula. More Bigfoot sightings are causing consternation and confusion in Portugal.

Tourists, Statues, and Pigeon alike were totally amazed at seeing the rare North American Bigfoot prowling around the Castelo de São Jorge.

There have been a series of unwelcome incidents in Spain involving nasty Bigfoots. Now Portugal is reeling under the impact of these smelly invasive beasts! The national health minister sent out a 3 AM text to all citizens, warning them not to feed or molest these Ape-Men in any way, fashion or form. "These animals are dumb and dangerous and carry enough fleas and ticks to infect a forest!"

Uninvited visitor to the Palacio de Pena in Sintra.

Day trippers to the Palacio de Pena originally thought the animal was part of the tour, until it started to turn trash bins over looking for scrapes of left-over fried pork testicles. "That's Túbaros for you Anglos who can't even speak your own language!", sniffed a casual visitor from the far north of Portugal. "We wouldn't put up long with these wild beasts where I live, unless they are served sautéed and well-done!"  

Yeti Not SETI Dupe, that is HERO, Divot Looney found himself trapped by a menacing Sasquatch yet again. This time in the Palacio de Pena. Divot is recovering in Yuba City California with a few cases of inexpensive Port the Institute provided to pay him off.

Fearing an international incident, the Spanish Minister of Foreign Affairs sent an extremely apologetic and secret diplomatic note to the Portuguese Ambassador Ambassador to España. Part of the official communication was released via the usual source of leaks... "Su Majestad envía sus pesares con respecto a las noticias que escuchamos de la infestación de Sasquatch que ahora afecta a su encantador país, aunque es mucho más pequeño que España. ¿Lamentamos que algunos Sasquatches españoles hayan cruzado a Portugal? ¡Diablos no! ¡Tómalos a todos y tíralos al océano Atlántico! Que tengas un día maravilloso."

BigFoot Bakes Alaska!

 Sasquatch Sighting in Hoomah Alaska! Icy Straight Point Avoided By Cruise Ships!

A rare Alaskan Bigfoot has been spotted ruminating the rusty, err rustic, Alaskan village of Hoonah, located somewhere in the Icy Straight Point region. Panicked tourists and locals alike quickly scurried to several large visiting cruise ships and hurriedly sailed away from the mysteriously remote island as authorities declared a Sasquatch emergency. 

An elusive Alaskan Bigfoot spotted lurking under a village pier, peering into the wine-dark sea. 

"It was ghastly!", exclaimed a recovering entertainment director from the nearby cruise ship Bedlam Of The Seas, "The hairy monster came out of the mountains near the Zippy-Line thingy, charged into a souvenir shop, and scooped up any packages of Salmon Jerky he could find... he gobbled them down plastic bags and all. The aroma was intense... from the beast not the jerky. We had to offer emergency 2-for-1 Rum & Tequila Drink packages back on board to settle down our shocked guests!"  

Hoonah Alaska has suffered other disasters, but none like a unwelcome Bigfoot Sighting!

Erk Holohead, a member of the bored of directors for the semi-notable YETI NOT SETI Institute located in Icy Yuba City California, was a passenger on the Bedlam Of The Seas Cruise Ship and was inspecting Hoonah for Bigfoot feces in fimo when the Sasquatch struck. "I feel sorry for the locals. After being closed for two years due to the pandemic, they were finally open for business and the tourist dollars were flowing! Then this dumb ape shows up and shuts everything down! I hear ex-guvonur Paylen will help bring needed relief supplies to the residents, including binoculars so that folks can see Russia."

Hoonah is famous for a closed salmon cannery, magnificent Alaskan scenery, a monster zipline, salmon specialities, and a huge fire in 1944 which torched much of the original village and priceless Tlingit cultural artifacts. The fire started when two women built a fire underneath a home to smoke salmon. The smoking fire accidently caught some nearby canvas on fire, which sparked an intense inferno and explosions from numerous drums of gasoline the locals had stored underneath their homes. Fire + Gasoline... what could possibly go wrong?  

Córdoba Crumbles Under Bigfoot Onslaught!

 Another Rude Sasquatch Sighting in Spain! Córdoba Crushed. 

Following a sorry string of Sasquatch sightings in Southern Spain, a Bigfoot beast has once again been spotted, this time in Córdoba.

Sasquatch Sighted! Tourists were thrilled and amazed. The City Sanitation Squad, not so much.  

"We think the creature came from the Parque Natural Sierra de Hornachuelos", said a local Professor of Crypto-Simian Studies at the University de Córdoba, "It must have been attracted by left-over chicharrón fermenting in garbage bins." City authorities hope the beast departs soon, "Let it go to Lisbon!", pleaded a desperate tourist official.  

The Bigfoot was only in town a day, then mysteriously departed.

"Please don't let this get out into the press!", pleaded the Temporary Department Director for  SVMFTW, officially named Separating Visitors Money From Their Wallets. "Córdoba has many famous facts! Did you know Córdoba is the place of birth of the grand Roman philosopher Seneca? Or that Seneca was a Bigfoot? Did you know that our summer temperatures are hotter than hell - - wait don't print that. Or that near Córdoba are the world’s largest olive plantations and empty wine bottles? Or that Córdoba has the prettiest women in Spain, even the world? But now, we are in danger of being known as the city with the ugliest Bigfoots!?"

Sasquatch Savage Slaps Southern Spain!

 Andalucía in Agony! Bigfoot Spanish Sightings Continue! Ape-Man Hunt Intensifies.

Nasty Bigfoot spotted soiling Figiliana, Málaga, Spain. 

Spanish Bigfoot sightings continue as a bigfoot beastie makes its way across southern Spain, seeding panic and disgust as it goes. The formerly touristic town of Figiliana became Sasquatch's next victim after a vivacious sighting in Barcelona. Figiliana had been voted the 'prettiest village in Andalucía' by the Spanish tourism authority. This valuable classification is now under emergency review and may be altered due to the damage and 'smelly souvenirs' left by the hairy animal. "That diabolical monkey doesn't understand the necessity of indoor plumbing in our modern age!", said the owner of a closed tourist shop, "Our beautiful white-washed walls are no longer beautiful nor white-washed. It will take weeks to clean up the town!"

El Mercado de San Francisco: Jaén was not spared a Sasquatch Shopping Spree. 

The same bigfoot was spotted sauntering through El Mercado de San Francisco, Jaén. Local shoppers emptied the shopping arcade within minutes of the beast being spotted. "He had his way with the fried tapas in the food stalls.", said a shocked stall operator, "The monster had a unnatural taste for day old Puntillitas. Rancid fried small squid was a delicacy for that idiot! It must have a stomach made of iron. The devil!". 

Shocking Sasquatch Sighting at The Alhambra!

Bigfoots have been sighted at iconic wonders of the world, but never in Southern Spain. Until Now. The hairy animal was spotted lurking around the perimeter of the famous Alhambra palace in Granada, Andalucía. Eyewitness reports said security guards and palace staff were oblivious to the presence of the beast, but that a yappy ankle biting dog which happened to be in the area scared him off. "These Bigfoots don't like dogs, especially annoying little ones!", said Dr. Blinng from the YETI Not SETI Institute in Iberic Yuba City, California. Dr. Blinng had reportedly visited Spain while attempting to attending a prestigious Cryptozoological Conference in Ibiza.  "What an awesome Crypto conference! I went to the wrong Crypto conference by accident, but I didn't care! The organizers chose Ibiza because it's the most awesome place to party in the world. Lunatic 24-hour night clubs, crazy-wild pool parties, incredible!  I was so impressed I invested the Institute's Sovereign Wealth fund 100% into crypto currency. Those Dogecoins dudes know how to party!"

Barça Bigfoot Cauterizes Catalunya!

Pànic a la ciutat! Barcelona Bigfoot Spotted in Barcelona!

A gaudi Bigfoot creeping past a Gaudi Building in Barcelona. 

Mobs of drunken Barcelonès in Catalan crowded the streets and drank profusely after rumors of a savage Sasquatch roaming the city streets swept the metropolitan area. "To be honest, it looked sort of like another day in Barcelona", said an expat resident, "But this time it was different... this time there was a hairy ape-man stealing rancid fried greixons from food carts! I saw the thief myself. Actually, I smelled him first - - from a block away". 

Tourists and Locals alike were in shock at the Sasquatch sighting. 

Local authorities were quick to blame the national government. "This beast is obviously an unwanted import from Espanya. We Catalans would never harbor such a foul animal in our midst!", proclaimed a local Alcalde. An official from the Basque Region was quick to respond, and also blame the national government - - "Don't blame us Basques! That dumb ape-man is not a Basajaun. Basajuans are much more clever and intelligent, because they are Euskara!" For good measure, the national government blamed the national government. 

This amazing blog has tracked other amazing Sasquatch sightings in Spain, all of them amazing:

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2011/05/spanish-sasquatch-sighting.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/08/bilbao-bigfoot-binges-on-modern-art-at.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/bilbao-bigfoot-attacked-by-giant.html

http://bigfootwatchnews.blogspot.com/2009/07/sasquatch-in-spain.html

Que Dios tenga piedad de España.

 

Bigfoot Spotted in East Bay Hills!

 Lafayette Reservoir Radioactive as Suspected Sasquatch Stools Sustain Ongoing Panic!

An alarming Bigfoot sighting at the Lafayette Reservoir Recreation and Deep Sea Fishing regional park has forced authorities to close the area until further notice. Local residents are on a boil-water notice for tap water. Mysterious black helicopters stuffed with 'little green men' have swarmed the site to 'investigate' the incident. 

Captured on a remote Park Camera, a Sasquatch triggered this astounding photo of a Sasquatch moving through heavy woods, marking his territory in the usual way.  

Sasquatch caught stalking a soon-to-be-hysterical hiker at the park. 

Eyewitness accounts claimed the beast was superficially peaceful, while sullen and obviously belligerent. "That hideously hairy humanoid was busy marking his territory", lamented one park day-tripper. "The clinging stench was like cat-pee times one hundred!" 

Divot Looney trapped yet again by another nasty Bigfoot!

Amateur Bigfoot hunter Divot Looney was hiking in the area when he was cornered by a Sasquatch, yet again. "This Sasquatch thing happens every damn time I foolishly agree go fly fishing or go look for extremely rare butterflies to impale on collection boards for that imbecile Dr. Karl Blinng. I just don't get it!" said Divot, dimly.  

A fisherman trying to hook the rare Lafayette freshwater Sword Fish was rudely interrupted when the beast stole his fermenting bait.  

Dr. Karl Blinng, Director for Life of the YETI not SETI Institute in hydrated Yuma City, was coincidently at the Reservoir during the Sasquatch scare. Always with an eye towards the advancement of science, Dr. Blinng attempted to illegally collect extremely rare and endangered mosquitos. Blinng was also on the lookout for random Bigfoot DNA samples. He was sadly crestfallen. "I'm very demented and disappointed. I thought those urea infused marked trees and impressively mysterious piles of scat laying around were real Sasquatch calling cards. No! They were in fact 'souvenirs' of that Looney guy. When Divot saw that feral Bigfoot he literally s**t in his pants! We had to sneak out a side trail like common criminals to avoid a significant California EPA fine! Why we ever let Divot join the Bored of Directors is beyond me. Oh wait... he bribed us and he's playing his role perfectly. Never mind!"

Malo BIG Bigfoot Adventure at Costa Maya Mexico!

Sasquatch Spotted at Tourist-Trap Cruise Ship Port in Mexico - Chaos Erupts!

A rare Mexico Bigfoot sighting shocked fleecing locals and liquified cruise ship passengers during a big escape inside the heavily touristified Costa Maya Cruise Ship Port. Mexico Border Patrol officials suspect the beast came from one of the multiple cruise ships which crowd the harbor, and escaped by the same route. "¡Ay, caramba! That hairy ape was a Gringo Bigfoot all right! It snuck into stores and bars, broke touristy merchandise, drank too much touristy tequila. The animal even tried to swim with the touristy dolphins without a ticket. ¡Era una cosa muy mala, y muy maloliente!"

CCTV footage released late in the week clearly shows an unidentified 'suspect' pondering the sight of 3 cruise ships parallel parked at crowded but packed Costa Maya.   

"Every effort is being made to find and remove this unwelcome, and what's worse, unpaid passenger from whichever unlucky cruise ship it has stowed away on. The cruising industry will not tolerate Bigfoots, Stowaways, Covid, or icebergs!" exclaimed a harried spokesman for the Global Association of Unflagged Cruiseships, GAUC. 

Iguana Attack! Sasquatches consider Iguanas as delectable as Tender Chicken, unfried. 

Fueled on stolen Margaritas at a beach-side Cantina, the ferocious beast jumped into a Cage Wrestling Match ready to fight anyone or anything. With a clear sense of self-preservation all Humans quickly vacated the premises, taking their tropical adult beverages with them.
  

Attempting to keep passengers calm and blissfully unaware a stowaway Bigfoot might be on board, a "Safety Drill" was held for all unlucky ships in port. In reality the drills were massive man-hunts, er, ape-hunts on the suspect ships while docked at Costa Maya. The wily creature was not found, leading to speculation it was either well-hidden onboard one of the ships or had run away and purchased a great time-share condo deal in Cancun. 

Experts from Mexico's Crypozoological Institute, El Instituto de Criptozoología Morónica, carefully searched the entire area where the beast was spotted but came up with nothing conclusive. "We found an Iguana who looked a little stressed, but no Sasquatch footprints found." 

Erk Holohead, a bored member of the YETI NOT SETI Institute in Not-Tropical Northern California, was sympathetically indifferent to the Cruise Ship Port of Costa Maya and the Cruise Ship Industry. "Costa Maya is such a charmingly synthetic tourist trap place. Built in a lightly populated region for the sole purpose of pumping dollars out of cruise ships and into the local economy. It works perfectly! That Sasquatch stowaway sighting is hopefully just a one-off incursion. I hear these cunning beasts prefer Cozumel or Cancun. As for the cruise ship industry, this is just one more cruddy challenge faced in 2022... lingering Covid Variants, mysterious CDC guidelines, paranoid port closures, and now another regrettable Bigfoot incident. Things will get better! I mean, how can they possibly get worse?"

Sasquatch Sighting at Yosemite Falls!

 Bigfoot Spotted Near Yosemite Falls! Hairy Creature the "John Muir Sasquatch"?!

A frosted fly-fishing amateur sobered up quick when he came face-to-face with a feral Bigfoot this week in deep snow at the base of Yosemite Falls - - unleashing a torrent of multiple ancient alien astronaut expert theories regarding the Sasquatch's origins and connections to John Muir and Teddy Roosevelt. 

The wretched Yosemite fly-fisherman was having bad luck that day. "I wasn't getting a bite. What with the lakes and streams frozen over, my precious flies were just bouncing around on the ice. Bad timing, I guess? Well, when I tried to console myself with a healthy swig from some of my 80-Proof Stoli Russian Anti-Freeze this bear-like ape-man ran out of the woods and snatched my bottle! I'm done with fly fishing in Yosemite! I think I'll try Death Valley out in July instead... yeah that should be some great fishing."

Deeply Mysterious Photo found in the trash bin archives of John Muir upon his death in 1914. 

Cryptozoology experts are excited about Yosemite and Bigfoot. "I'm excited!" said Dr. Karl Blinng, Director-For-Life of the YETI NOT SETI Institute in snowy Yuba City, California. "There have been hushed rumors for years about John Muir and Teddy Roosevelt encountering a Sasquatch during their famous trip to Yosemite Valley in 1903. Amazingly I was able to find an extremely rare photograph taken by Muir of an obnoxious Sasquatch that photo-bombed Muir's million-dollar shot. I only paid $3,000 in Byte.me.Coin. I found this jewel of a photo on the internet... it was a steal!"                  

Teddy Roosevelt and John Muir standing by a suspected Sasquatch footprint in 1903.

A famous photograph of Teddy and John's Big Bigfoot Yosemite Adventure shows what looks suspiciously like a Sasquatch footprint in the background. It's there somewhere! The famous expedition was cut short after the discovery of the beast's gargantuan paw print. "Bully!", allegedly exclaimed President Roosevelt, "If I'd only brought my Elephant Gun! Flummadiddle!"

The John Muir Museum and Historic Site could not be reached for comment. The Teddy Roosevelt Museum and Historic Site did not return our phone calls. The YETI NOT SETI Institute, however, has been spamming this highly respected blog with promotional emails, texts, and pleas for donations in cash or Bo.Gus.Coin. 

Placervil Bigfoot Beats Court Rap!

Sasquatch wins Court Case with No Contest Plea and Courtroom Escape!

In a dramatic courtroom incident worthy of cringe-watching crime drama, a 'diabolically clever' Bigfoot managed to beat the rap and escape justice at the Placervil Courthouse, where the career-criminal furry-felon faced multiple charges of public nuisance, petty theft, and air polluting violations.  

Ricard Scheister, the 'acting' defensive lawyer representing the snarling beast, had just entered his usual nolo contendere plea for all 14 charges. When the Judge was about to declare an expectedly harsh sentence for repeat violations, the hairy defendant made a rude hand gesture to no one in particular, manically laughed, and suddenly leaped out a courtroom window.  The defendant was gone before the courtroom guards were wakened from their afternoon naps. "This thief is the Moriarty of Bigfoots!", declared the judge. "Get that Hairy Brigand!" 

A courtroom attendee looking suspiciously like the accused was seen near the Courthouse minutes after the Bigfoot's amazing escape. 

"It was the blizzard of flies which gave him away", said a local crime reporter who saw the beast running... "Those nasty flies followed him like a cloud!" It's assumed the criminal bigfoot is now in a nasty hideout somewhere in the Sierra Nevada foothills, awaiting the opportunity of resuming his evil plans to steal rancid fried foods, scare little old ladies, and terrorize yapping little ankle-biting dogs. 

WANTED: BIGFOOT! 

The hollywood celebrity defense lawyer Ricard Scheister was incensed by his erstwhile defendant's actions. "I'm not incensed that he escaped punishment. No, he deserved to have the book thrown at him! No, I'm very incensed that I didn't get paid! That moron Dr. Blinng from the Institute promised full payment for legal services rendered. Now it's turning into another one of those idiotic pro bono Sasquatch cases. I'll teach Blinng... just see if I answer the phone the next time he needs bail-bond money at 3 in the morning!"

Dr. Karl Blinng, Director-For-Life of the Yeti Not Seti Institute, was shocked at the Placervil courtroom antics. "That is the last time I'll put the Institute's good name at risk defending a Bigfoot! We'll stick to our usual financial fraud schemes... nolo contendere always works!"

Roatán Ruckus From Sasquatch Sighting!

 Rare Caribbean Bigfoot Spotted on Roatán Island! Cruise Ship Connection? Locals Languid!

Roatán Coxen Hole and East End Islander residents were astounded to see a large odorous Bigfoot scamper through town and into the local hills. "Dat foul hairy beeest came out of nowhere!" said a local island tour operator. "Frightened the Tourists and the Monkey La-La lizards to death. Very bad business!" 

Island Sasquatch spotted at Dixon Hill Tourist Trap. Roatan Rum sales shot up 400% after the sighting. 

The local authorities quickly blamed the Cruise Ship Industry. "Why not blame the Cruise Ships? Everyone else does!", exclaimed the Municipal Mayor, "Dat Sasquatch is a scoundrel and a stow-away!" Such unfortunate Caribbean cruise ship incidents have happened before, including a recent Bigfoot raid on Grand Cayman. "It's a major worry - - what if that cunning creature is stuck on our island?!" said another local. 

The Roatán Bigfoot pondering his next move. Coxen Hole denizens are worried. Did the beastie manage to find its way back to an unsuspecting cruise ship? Any unsuspecting cruise ship? Please?

Erk Holohead, a fully paid up (crypo currency, suckers!) Director of the Yeti Not Seti Institute, had a word of caution for the cruise ship industry. "Be careful. Be very careful! First it was the notorious norovirus plagues, then a bad at-sea plumbing fiasco, then the Covid-19 pandemic, and now Sasquatch infestations! What's next, free drink package offers?! The industry's challenges are formidable." The Yeti Not Seti Institute is located in phlegmatic Yuba City, California, where there are absolutely no cruise ships in port at the present time.