Priceless Bigfoot Artwork Destroyed!

Art World Stunned at Wanton Destruction of Precious Bigfoot Creation!

A tragic loss to the world of questionable art!

Unique Million Dollar Artwork Destroyed in Seconds:
Dr. Karl Blinng recounts his great money-printing art idea and terrible disaster: "That crazy Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan was my true inspiration. I mean come on! Selling bananas duct-taped to walls has made him a millionaire! How hard is that to do? So I thought, why not create a unique one-of-a-kind Bigfoot Ginger Bread Cookie? I could sell it to some gallery sucker... errrrr.... art connoisseur... for millions! Yeah, that's the ticket!". 

At this point, Blinng became misty eyed. "So I made my long-suffering sister bake one for me. Yes, it's true I did hold her at gun-point until the cookie job was done, but all is forgiven. I accepted her apology for doubting me. I then had my precious cookie masterpiece. Even that moron Erk Holohead said my bigfoot cookie was 'without value'... in other words... it was invaluable! I was destined to be rich beyond my wildest dreams! Hahahahahaha!" 

"Then disaster struck. I shall have nightmares. Our fool of a lawyer invited himself to my home, as usual, demanding snacks and root beer. The hired help became busy putting together Ricard Scheister's usual afternoon nibble measuring in around 2,000 calories. My back was turned on my precious Bigfoot Cookie for just a minute. That was enough time for that imbecile to scarf the entire cookie! A precious multi-million dollar piece of artwork destroyed in 60 seconds! Thwarted by idiots, again!"

Among the many research projects designed to attract grants and donations from the tragically naive, the YETI NOT SETI Institute, located in well-baked Yuba City, California, has instituted a crash program to develop similar multi-million artworks at little or no cost. "When concocted properly, the ROI on silly art is astronomical. We're looking at duct-taping ripe watermelons to walls. If a banana can bring in millions on auction, a watermelon should bring in... billions?" opined Holohead.

Famous Sasquatch Museum Closes. Attempt to Save Artifacts for the YETI Not SETI Institute Fail.

YETI NOT SETI INSTITUTE ATTEMPTS RESCUE OF SASQUATCH MUSEUM ARTIFACTS! POLICE INTERVENE!

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Heroic President-for-Life of the YETI-not-SETI Institute thwarted in attempt to rescue priceless Bigfoot artifacts! Released on Bail.

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Paris Pouts After Sasquatch Sightings!

Hairy Parisian Disaster! Catastrophe Parisienne Poilue! Bigfoot sauvage soirée disgusts Paris denizens!

Comment décrire ce sacrilège? C'est plus que dégoûtant!

Paris France, the City of Lights, the City of Love, the Capital of Fashion, the City of Strikes and Barricades... has become, quelle horreur, the City of Les Bigfoots, le gros pied le plus terrible? Oui! It is true!

Palais Garnier, the iconic Opera House of Paris, was the scene of operatic frenchified panic when the Bigfoot beast sauntered by the Opera House in the Haussmann district. 

The North American Sasquatch was encountered by disturbed locals and tourists alike at the Eiffel Tower, in the Haussmann Boulevard area, and more. "We had to cancel several days of performances at the Palais Garnier." cried a devastated artistic administrator, "Two flighty Sopranos and a bewildered Baritone refused to sing until the Bigfoot was long gone. It wasn't over until the fat lady sang."

Bigfoot at the Galleries Lafayette. Holiday season sales plummeted 50% after the beast went "shopping". 

Napoleon's tomb was not spared monstrous Sasquatch indignities most foul.

Haussmann Boulevard was not spared from Sasquatch sorties. The Bigfoot made an appearance at the Galleries Lafayette, disrupting shoppers and staff alike. The general manager sniffed to reporters after the recent unpleasantness: "The homme singe seemed to be looking for food scrapes. He missed our gourmet food hall across the street, better than Harrod's I tell you! Well, this nasty beast is an animal after all and can't read? The homme singe à fourrure was impressed with the central gallery and the Christmas Tree being erected for the holiday shopping season, but it had no money to spend and was ruining our business! Oui, I took action décisive - I sent the monkeee to our nasty down-market competitor Printemps Haussmann next door. They think they are all that, fools! That should teach them to respect their social betters! C'est une bonne chose!"

The Tomb of Napoleon suffered through a Bigfoot infestation. Reports that Napoleon himself turned in his grave are not confirmed and cannot be taken seriously. However it is rumored that he did switch  his arm inserted in his coat from right to left. 

As to be expected, the Sasquatch sightings have created a diplomatic incident between France and the USA. The Sasquatch sightings are described as "Une autre invasion méchante des Américains". A sensible mais belliqueux diplomatic complaint of the highest order has been delivered to the American Ambassador, threatening the blockage of the term "French-Fries" in the USA in retaliation. 

Erk Holohead, a member of the Bored of Directors for the Francophone YETI not SETI Institute in the gallic province of Yuba City, California, was dérangé over the entire Bigfoot incident. "I am deranged! I mean, I am bothered by these Parisian Sasquatch sightings. I've been to Paris a few times and have never seen a bona fide Bigfoot. I've seen folks who look like Sasquatches in Paris, but never authentique. Bon, this calls for more vin, escargots et cognac, it's already 10 in the morning... one must enjoy French Culture!"

Paris has been the victim of an earlier Bigfoot invasion: "Paris Panics as BigFoot Trashes Train Station!"